Sunday, July 13, 2008

Listerfail

I've been using mouthwash much of my adult life. So I have no idea how I managed just now, while intending to gargle, rinse, and spit, to instead swallow much of the Listerine as if my plan all along was to drink the stuff. Naturally, this was so surprising to me that I immediately coughed half of it up all over the sink while the rest presumably disinfected my throat and removed any possible unpleasant odors from the inside of my stomach. Stunned and confused, I stood there hacking and spitting before rinsing with some water and trying again.

32 and still getting the basics wrong.

And in case you were wondering, yeah, this'll leave the back of your throat burning for a while afterward.

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